UNLADYLIKE

JUNE 24-27, 2021 & LA PORTE, INDIANA

Are you ready to let loose?!

Surrounded by other bad ass unladylike women, we will shake our asses, chew with our mouths open, wear whatever the fuck we want, and have a weekend of being unladylike.

In this space you are free to be YOU.

I know the feeling . . .

...always having to be someone or something to everyone. Feeling like you have to fit into a "box" and be who everyone except you wants you to be.

Take a break from being a wife, mother, daughter, and employee 'cuz this weekend is just for you; a unique opportunity to embrace every side, nook, and be in the spaciousness of who you are.

Be served delicious food (that you don’t have to fucking make), and get dolled up by a professional hair and makeup stylist (because WHY THE HELL NOT?!).

Take sexy boudoir photos one on one with a professional photographer, learn lap dance & sexy choreography from professional instructors and twerk the weekend away.

This weekend is about connecting to the powerful women that we are inside, releasing expectations of who we SHOULD be and let our bodies and ourselves be exactly what WE desire.

Not for approval. Not to fit "beauty standards."

And not for men.

This is for you.

Connect on a deeper level to your body and soul through workshops and dance classes that deepen your relationship with this beautiful body of yours.

Learn what it feels like to make friends with your body.

Your body is begging for this.

This weekend you get to experience what sexy feels like both in your mind and your body.

Teach your body what empowerment feels like and your mind will catch the hell up.

NERVOUS ABOUT YOUR BODY?

This weekend is about connection, not comparison.

We will be releasing the expectations of what your body SHOULD look like and leaning into the beauty that it is.

Let your cellulite out, let your stomach roll over your shorts, and let your booty jiggle to the music.

YOUR body belongs here.

YOU belong here.

NERVOUS ABOUT DANCING?

When you’re unladylike, there is no “good” or “bad” dancing- there is just dancing. If you love music and moving your body to it, then you’re a dancer. The choreography class will be simple but when in doubt, just shake your ass!

JOIN ME FOR A 3 NIGHT UNLADYLIKE WEEKEND!

Unladylike is a women only weekend filled with music, dance, genuine friendships, hot tub’in, pool swimmin’, photoshootin', and utter ridiculousness.

It’s time to stop fighting our bodies and make friends with her.

Dress her up, tend to her needs, and move her in ways that feel good and speak love into her.

You WILL leave this retreat with one absolute lifelong best friend, and that’s your rockin body.

She will always be there for you and she will always support you, how would that feel to do the same?

Meet your hosts!

LAURA

Laura Siebert is a Coach, Trainer and Pole Dancer who brings her experiences from healing her eating disorders, depression, chronic fatigue and low self worth to passionately share them with others.

Laura wants you to know that your body belongs in whatever clothes it wants, doing whatever activities it wants, and wherever it wants to go no matter the size, shape or bullshit standards that society says it doesn’t meet.

Laura hosts women’s retreats for healing, health, hiking, and adventure and is now honored to create a retreat for unladylike women like her.

KRISTY & JESS

Kristy, your photographer, has been doing photography for 8+ years and within this past year has really zoned in on boudoir sessions.

There is nothing more satisfying to her soul than to make a woman who feels shattered, unworthy, unloved, self-conscious, not beautiful, etc. - to feel the exact opposite - whole, worthy, loved, confident and absolutely stunning in their own skin.

Kristy will coach you throughout your entire session and pose you in the most flattering way, inspiring you to feel empowered and drop-dead gorgeous!

Kristy has teamed up with Jess, your hair and makeup artist, who has been doing hair + makeup professionally for 10 years! She offers only the highest quality selection of makeup to choose from, including airbrush foundation and boudoir lashes!

Jess has the MOST positive, inspiring, and empowering attitude which is bound to pump you up for your session *Along with making you look BOMB!* These two couldn’t be more excited to be encouraging women to feel the sexiest, most confident they have ever felt - AND BELIEVE IT!!!

What their unladylike clients are saying:

"I have been blessed with amazing, strong, fierce, talented female energy my whole life. I believe in building it up instead of tearing it down. I want to help promote two of my wonderful friends who have ventured down this amazing path of encouraging women to empower themselves and see the beauty in themselves. Kristy Jane & Jess Trost do amazing work that will blow your mind in a beautiful, secure, comfortable setting. If you’ve ever considered doing something like this, I encourage you to work with these two highly skilled women."

~JAMIE D.

"Once I put on my first outfit, I felt a little shy....you know, being half naked in front of a photographer tends to do that! But within five minutes I felt so comfortable. Kristy not only gets you in to every contorted pose that has you looking like a model, but she is your hype woman!

Every photo, every pose, she just showers you in compliments... and the best part is they are all genuine, as opposed to a generic 'Good, that looks nice,' you would get, 'Hot Damn your eye contact is sexy!' She takes the time to make you comfortable, but pushes you to try things you probably wouldn't, because she knows that it's going to turn out stunning.

When I finally picked out my images I wanted to keep, I basically bought my entire gallery because they were THAT good. I felt empowered, I felt sexy, I felt confident looking at the woman in those photos and saying 'Holy crap. That's ME!' Kristy also keeps her photo edits to a minimum, which I really appreciate because it allows you to see ALL of you in a beautiful way. Do I see flaws when I look at my pictures? Sure, it's human nature to be critical. But I have looked through my gallery countless times and I am still filled with that same sense of 'Wow. That's me.' I honestly cannot wait to do one, or ten, more!"

~MEGAN C.

Are you ready for transformation?

"Laura has created such an evolved culture for women through Unladylike- the post-patriarchal culture we all want to live in! I went on the camping retreat, and learned that I am capable of so much more than I ever allowed myself to think I could be. I made fast friends with strangers, helped set up a campsite, slept in a tent for three nights, peed basically on the edge of a mountain, and climbed a fucking cliff face multiple times. This retreat and the women I met have changed the course of my life forever!!"

~ GRACE N.

"I really tried to go into the retreat with an open mind and no expectations. I had no idea there were so many things I needed to let go of.

Leaving the retreat, I now have a deeper respect for myself, other people, and Mother Earth. I feel incredibly connected to the beautiful women who joined in this journey!"

~Angie, Past 180 Health Retreat Participant

"The experience was incredible and everything I needed... In the weeks leading up to the retreat, I began to doubt my decision and get super nervous...All the self doubt and fears crept in. Laura was amazing and coached me through it all.

I felt so much love the entire trip and at the end of seven days, I was not ready to come home!... I can't say enough about how wonderful this was for me. If you ever have a chance to do a retreat or coaching with Laura, DO IT! Don't hesitate. Just sign up and just do it! You won't regret it!"

~Sheryl B., Past 180 Health Retreat Participant

"I felt wrapped in the closeness of loving, caring women that I trusted to share this journey. It felt like a true tribe of strength seeking women that wanted to embrace their own love, meet their own needs, and cherish the importance of having a group of real supports there, ready to stand next to you, hold you up, pull you up, or lift you up.

Struggles are a common denominator in every person's life, and truly opening your heart to understand, love, and accept a complete stranger for exactly who they are and encouraging them to be strong, and recognize the beauty in them and around them is what I took home. Eight women I did not know let me feel their pain and their love, see their weakness and their strength, and because of this I changed."

~Cathy, Past 180 Health Retreat Participant

Your Accommodations

(Pool & Beach Included)

LOCATION: La Porte, Indiana; just 10 miles from Grand Beach, Michigan!

Located right outside New Buffalo, Michigan, this one-of-a-kind retreat home features a 20x40 heated pool and fire pit.

Your all-inclusive retreat includes:

MINI BOUDOIR SESSION:

Professional Hair & Airbrushed Makeup

10 Minute Photoshoot

3 Images (with option to purchase more)

Same Day Viewing & Delivery (via email)

SEXY DANCE CLASSES:

*More details to come!*

OTHER COOL SHIT:

4 days, 3 nights accommodation with access to a heated pool

Fucking delicious catered meals, snacks, and desserts by a local Wellness Chef (her desserts will blow your tits off)

Daily Morning Unladylike Yoga (Get ready to give "down dog" a whole new meaning)

Free Wifi to Snapchat your friends to brag about your kick ass time

Free parking

And other unladylike SURPRISES along the way in the form of gifts, guests, and lap dances!

Your Investment Options

BEDS ARE AVAILABLE ON A FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE BASIS.

QUEEN BED
PRIVATE ROOM
3 AVAILABLE
$3200

SNUGGLEFEST
(SHARE A QUEEN BED WITH A FRIEND!)
3 AVAILABLE
$2000 EACH

KING BED
PRIVATE ROOM
SOLD OUT!
$3500

TWIN BED BUNK
SOLD OUT!
$2000

YOUR SPACE AT THIS RETREAT IS RESERVED WITH A NON-REFUNDABLE, NON-TRANSFERABLE DEPOSIT OF $500.

PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE.

I'm ready! Let's be unladylike AF!

Unladylike is not just a weekend, it's creating a lifetime of enjoyment and pleasure in your body. It's flipping the middle finger to "beauty standards" and rebelling on what the world has told you you SHOULD be.

You're becoming a member of a tribe that builds one another up, slaps each other on the ass, and tells you to fucking go for your dreams.

Unladylike women are pioneers of true sexiness, true community, and true freedom to be who you want to be, say what you wanna say, and wear what you wanna fucking wear.

WHEN YOU FEEL POWERFUL IN YOUR BODY, YOU'RE INVINCIBLE.

YOU BELONG HERE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Boudoir photos courtesy Kristen Cecile. Follow her on Instagram!

Past retreat photos courtesy Jess Elaine.